Lose 15 pounds in less than a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too good to be true? No, it has worked for me five times. No gimmicks, just the straight stuff. In fact, in spite of the way it seems, it is a righteous and self-sacrificing thing to do. What is this amazing way? Many of you will have guessed already. It is, of course, giving birth. Just think of the advantages – you get to eat lots of food for months leading up the the one day instant diet, you get an adorable baby afterward to love and enjoy, and there’s no sit-ups involved (though there might be afterward!) So there it is, folks, my best diet tip. Enjoy:)

Please note that my wife actually wrote this post, thinking she was doing it on her blog, when she accidentally put it on my blog (she’s very new the whole blogging thing).

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15 Comments

  1. Pete Rambo said,

    November 20, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    No thanks… I think I’d rather do it the ‘hard way.’

    But, congrats to you! ;)

  2. John Harutunian said,

    November 20, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    This diet tip definitely sounds sexist to me.

  3. greenbaggins said,

    November 20, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    Please note that my wife actually wrote this blog post, not me. She thought she was writing on her blog, when in fact it was my blog.

  4. Adam Parker said,

    November 20, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    This is pretty funny. I like that you decided not to delete it.

  5. pilgrim said,

    November 21, 2013 at 1:23 am

    I was wondering…

  6. Ron Henzel said,

    November 21, 2013 at 5:26 am

    It’s not the method of losing the pounds that bothers me about this plan, it’s what you have to go through to put them on in the first place!

  7. Cris Dickason said,

    November 21, 2013 at 8:22 am

    Oh my… So my first thought was correct, Lane’s blog has been hacked. And hacked by your Better Half no less.

    ESV Proverbs 27:6 Faithful are the wounds of a friend;

  8. Marshall said,

    November 21, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Congrats to you both…obeying the command to be fruitful and multiply!

  9. Reed Here said,

    November 21, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Heh!

  10. Lee said,

    November 21, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Congratulations. Praise God for his blessing to you both.

  11. Frank Aderholdt said,

    November 21, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    This is too cute for words. OK, you young’uns, fill up your quivers! (Psalm 127:4-5).

  12. Brad B said,

    November 21, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    I initially thought that sarcasm was going to be used to make a point and was just going to follow along until it became obvious what it was. Pleasantly suprised that it was just a creative riddle….although the word “diet” seems to be an attention grabbing trick played. [kinda like the biblical money code I hear on advertisement lately] ;~(

  13. SLIMJIM said,

    November 22, 2013 at 3:41 am

    Congratulations!

  14. November 23, 2013 at 11:57 am

    Too funny!

  15. Andrew B said,

    November 23, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    Lane, congratulations! All my best to you and your family during this exciting time. Regards, Andrew


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